Dude, I'm like, right here
Me: What do you want for breakfast, honey?
ReRe: O-meal.
Me: Ok, I'll make you some.
ReRe: And tea!
Me: ?
ReRe: Pease.
Me: Ok, honey. (Make oatmeal and tea, which is warm milk and honey). Here's your breakfast.
ReRe: (Chugs the milk, hears Daddy upstairs) Go see Daddy!
Me: Honey, eat your oatmeal.
ReRe: No. No yike it.
Me: Come on, honey, eat it.
ReRe: No Yike It! Go see Daddy!
Me: Honey, just one bite, and then you can go see Daddy.
ReRe: ...........Ok. One bite! (takes a big mouthful and runs for the stairs).
Daddy: (From the top of the stairs) Hey honey! Are you eating your breakfast?
ReRe: No! Mummy said "Come on honey" but I no yike it and Mummy said "Just one bite" so my UM!! and see Daddy now.
Uh, dude, I'm like, right here.
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Ha!
The detail of his truth-telling is great though!